1. Real Name/Full Name: Cady Heron.

2. Nickname(s): “Cad-y”, betch, a less hot version of Regina, Africa.

3. Favorite color: Pink, I think.

4. Male or female: Female.

5. Elementary School: I was home schooled in Africa.

6. Middle School: I was still home schooled in Africa.

7. High School: Northshore High School.

8. College: University of Illinois, I hope. Maybe back to Africa.

9. Hair Color: Red, its natural, I promise!

10. Tall or Short: Like maybe a medium.

11. Sweats or Jeans: Is skirt an option?

12. Phone or Camera: Can’t I have both?

13. Health freak: I naturally have a high metabolism, so no.

14. Orange or Apple: Apples because Regina told me oranges stain your teeth.

15. Eat or Drink: Can you eat alcohol? Karen would like someone to clarify this question.

16. Do you have a crush on someone: Aaron Samuels, but he’s off limits. It’s like against the laws of feminism.

17. Piercings: Nowhere you need to know.

18. Pepsi or Coke: Diet.

HAVE YOU EVER?

19. Been in an airplane: Duh, when I left Africa.

21. Been in a car accident: God, no.

22. Been in a fist fight: God, no. I would never. This isn’t Africa, this is girl world.

23. First piercing: Didn’t I already answer this?

24. Best friend: Regina, Gretchen & Karen.

25. First award: I won the geography bee this one time.

26. First crush: It was back in Africa…

27. First word: Fetch.

29. Last person you texted: Gretchen, duh.

30. Last person you talked to: That drug pusher. She kinda looks like Tina Fey, if you squint really hard.

31. Last person you watched a movie with: I watched this documentary on cows with my mom.

32. Last food you ate: Cranberry juice.

33. Last movie you watched: She’s all that. It’s so fetch.

34. Last song you listened to: I don’t know, the Spice Girls?

35.Last thing you bought: Foot cream.

FAVORITE

37. Food: Cranberry juice, obviously. I want to lose 3 pounds.

38. Drink: See above.

39. Bottom: Skirt, God this thing is dumb.

40. Flower: Roses.

41. Animal: Cows.

42. Color: Pink, but only not on Wednesdays.

43. Movie: Cow documentary.

44. Subject: Math.

HAVE YOU EVER:

45. Fallen in love with someone: Yeah.

46. Celebrated Halloween: I’m a mouse.

47. Had your heart broken: That bitch. I guess its not her fault Aaron wanted her back.

48. Went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone: Everyday.

49. Had someone like you: Doesn’t everyone.

51. Got pregnant: I’m pretty safe.

52. Had an abortion: God, no. 

53. Did something you regret: Ate.

54. Broken a promise: God, no.

55. Hidden a secret: What are those?

56. Pretended to be happy: I’m fine!

57. Met someone who changed your life: Lip-gloss.

58. Pretended to be sick: I hate those whores.

59. Left the country: Africa, duh.

60. Tried something you normally wouldn’t try and liked it: A push up bra.

61. Cried over the silliest things: And smudge my makeup?

62. Ran a mile: What’s running? Is that like legal?

63. Went to the beach with your best friend: Duh.

64. Got into an argument with your friends: Never!

65. Disliked someone: Gap-toothed bitch.

CURRENTLY: 

67. Eating: A cheeseburger.

68. Drinking: It’s non-alcoholic.

69. Listening: The Spice Girls? Why are they always on?

71. Plans for today: Sleep.

72. Waiting for: Sleep.

YOUR FUTURE:

73. Want kids: And gain 3 pounds?

74. Want to get married: And gain 5 pounds?

75. Lips or eyes: Both.

77. Shorter or Taller: Longer.

78. Romantic or spontaneous: Taco Bell.

81. Hook-up or relationship: Hook-ups.

82. Looks or personality: Looks.

HAVE YOU EVER:

83. Lost glasses/contacts: In Taco-Bell.

84. Snuck out of a house: Only when I know its raining.

85. Held a gun/knife for self defense: I can fit a gun in my mouth?

86. Killed somebody: Regina. Just kidding.

87. Broken someone’s heart: All the time. It’s not my fault I’m popular.

88. Tripped over nothing: Karen’s stupidity.

89. Cried when someone died: Regina.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

90. Yourself: I’m so fetch.

91. Miracles: Losing 3 pounds, so yes.

92. Love at first sight: Whatever.

93. Heaven: Like White Castle?

94. Santa Clause: That perv at the mall? Jason is such a skeez.

95. Aliens: Yes, it’s like I have ESPN or something.

96. Ghosts: My fifth sense says yes.

TRUTHFULLY:

97. Is there one person you really want to be with: I’m tired.

98. Do you know who your real friends are: Regina, Gretchen & Karen.

99. Do you believe in God?: Did you say Taco-Bell?

100. If you knew you couldn’t fail, what would you do?: Lose 3 pounds.